He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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