Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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