Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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