At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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