My brain says no but my pants say off.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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