Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
