No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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