wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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