he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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