I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Randomize
