What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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