I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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