I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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