How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
did you just send me my own nude
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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