Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Welp...herpes.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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