Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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