So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
