Plan B is the new Plan A
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
apparently the secret to your success is patron
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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