Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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