Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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