I'm going to jail i love you
He told me they were just razor bumps!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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