is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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