They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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