Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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