I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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