dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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