it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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