I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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