What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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