Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I can text with my tongue
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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