I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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