oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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