3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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