yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
