What a fucking waste of an outfit
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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