Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The power of my boobs compel you
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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