i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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