This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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