He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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