I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
