I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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