we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You smell like stripper and shame
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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She made me pour olive oil on her.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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