I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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