Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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