Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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