apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He kissed a someone with a penis
tonight lets celebrate not being married
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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