Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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