just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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