omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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