I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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