There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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