I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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