I'm going to jail i love you
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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