I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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